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Joke of the Day

"I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?"

"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."

"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"

"You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific."

"*hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*"

"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"[Insert Funny Name Here] A midget psychic escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."

"Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field"

"Everybody keeps downvoting my racist jokes It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."