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Joke of the Day
"Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves."
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"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
"Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw] Me: What did it say?? Scientist: ""Woof."""
"Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls"
"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."
"Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet."
"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."
"What did Hitler do to people who didn't like his facial hair? He sent them to Stauschwitz."
"If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America."