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Joke of the Day

"Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? They only work 10% of the time."

"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."

"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."

"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan"

"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"

"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"What's the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it."

"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"