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Joke of the Day

"To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . ."

"You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!"

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""

"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."

"A mormon checks into a hotel. On seeing there are video channels available in his room, he says ""I trust the porn is disabled."" The receptionist replies, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sicko!"""

"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."

"""Pardon me miss, but would you mind moving out of the way?"" --Polite Ludacris"

"Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a slice of bread"