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Joke of the Day
"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."
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"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."
"The ""sell by"" date should actually be the ""diarrhea after"" date."
"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."
"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action... And opened another register"
"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."
"Why are people still calling my phone I thought we covered this at orientation..."
"Somebody stole my Thanksgiving turkey... I suspect fowl play (IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)"
"I went to get a physical and the doctor told me I need to stop masturbating... I said, ""why?"" He said, ""Because I am giving you a physical!"""
"I live like a king of medieval time. I eat three meals a day, each meal may have meat and spices. I work sitting down."