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Joke of the Day
"Why don't gangsters play quidditch? They always just kill the snitch."
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"What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?"
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"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."
"What do you call it when Hitler is constipated? Ow-shits"
"What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped."
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