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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."

"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."

"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"

"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."

"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"

"Whoever said ""only the good die young"" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class."

"Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him."

"Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them."

"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."

"What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid? The right wing"