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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."

"My friend David lost his ID recently. Now we just call him Dav."

"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."

"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"

"Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"

"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."

"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"

"""Make him press 1 again."" ""Good."" ""Now, 3 minutes of silence."" ""He still there?"" ""Give him 18 minutes of pan flute."" - Call Center Training"

"Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America."

"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."