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Joke of the Day

"We don't serve time machines A Time machine walks into a bar"

"How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date? As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric"

"It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it."

"I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.."

"Well, today I realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob, I think I've learned all that is possible for my brain to hold...."

"Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth."

"How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend? He has one clean finger."

"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything""."

"My friend's son wanted to be a ""Super-Pirate"" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a ""Super-Pirate"" only needs one eyepatch"