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Joke of the Day

"It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time."

"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."

"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"

"The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission."

"My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff... He's been really flaky lately."

"You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert."

"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"

"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"

"Im in a band called ""Missing Cat"" You've probably seen our posters..."

"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."