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Joke of the Day
"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."
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"What does a sign on a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."
"""Charlie, I want a divorce."" [in a black robe sacrificing a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?"