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Joke of the Day
"I just watched a tumbleweed get blown across the road. I'm so jealous."
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"What's the most believed oxymoron? Peaceful muslims"
"""Well, there's no point in starting that now."" - Friday, 3pm"
"What do you call a hot indian girl? Bomb bae"
"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"
"If you rape a hooker/prostitute... is that actually shoplifting?"
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !"
"Did you guys hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He turned out to be a seasoned veteran."
"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."