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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why people call Donald Trump inexperienced He used to remove black families from their homes all the time."

"All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme."

"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"

"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"

"7: Mama, are you lonely when we go to bed? Me: (Handle this like a great mom. Get the look off your face. Don't laugh.) Of course, sweetie."

"What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"

"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."

"Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey? He wanted some Rhesus pieces."

"My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him."

"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"