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Joke of the Day

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."

"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."

"First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub? The lady in church has hope in her soul."

"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""

"Something good did come out of last night: I talked to my mom and my fiancee on the phone while they were crying- and it wasn't about something I'd done!"

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet."

"The cannibal was late to dinner He was given the cold shoulder"

"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."

"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"I can't have kids CUZ the second they disrespect me hooomaaagaww I would throw a child out a window"