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Joke of the Day

"How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis? Drop it like its hot."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"Trump is a godsend As in 1000 B.C. plague"

"I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE"

"On the tombstones of Buddhists, it's always 'RIP'. I always thought it was 'BRB'"

"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."

"Tiger Woods... ...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still..."

"I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang. I'm going to close up shop emotionally for the day"

"A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"What is a horse being when it says mean thinga It's being neigh-gitive! Edit: Awesome. Screwed up the title"