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Joke of the Day

"On the tombstones of Buddhists, it's always 'RIP'. I always thought it was 'BRB'"

"Nice Girls are found in every corner of the world... ...unfortunately, the world is round."

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"

"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"Murderman V. Another Murderman: Dawn of Murdering #BatmanvSuperman"

"There are 3 types of people in this world. 1. People who are good in math. 2. People who aren't good in math."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers."

"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."

"Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position."

"Deep After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world's problems is that people don't seem to carrot all."