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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pedophile so excited by 23 year olds? There is 20 of them!!!"
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"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAINS!"
"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."
"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"
"My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife."
"What do you call a dim witted hooker? A slow poke."
"The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you. Corduroy Pillow Case."
"Her: Baby, do that thing that makes me hot Me: *kisses her neck* H: *slaps me* I MEANT turn the thermostat up dummy, it's freezing in here"