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Joke of the Day

"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"

"A termite walks into a bar... Is the bar tender here?"

"Skrillex! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Skrillex! Know that sound you've been looking for? I think I found it! *holds phone up to blender*"

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."

"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""

"The only way an ice cream sandwich could get any better is if it was shaped like a titty."

"What do you call an alligator that starts something? An insti-GATOR!"

"Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed."

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"

"Who do you think the scariest POTUS was? I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads."