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Joke of the Day

"Terrorists are starting to get worried coz Americans have now started to steal their jobs"

"What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus..."

"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."

"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."

"I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show."

"What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."

"It's so cool how math isn't real now that I'm a grown up."

"My ex-girlfriend dropped this one on me a heavy box. She was trying to kill me."

"My wife is a big Tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches. I have promised her I will stop."

"Girls who use tanning beds either have no concept of what they actually look like or have advanced fantasies about being a waffle."