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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !"

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"[NSFW] If abortion is a kill..... If abortion is a kill then jerking off is a massacre"

"I love pizza too much So I go to the doctor, and doc says, ""You gotta stop eating pizza""! And I say, ""Come on doc, why?"" And doc says, ""Cause I gotta examine you!"""

"Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But Mum I don't want three school dinners one is more than enough !"

"What do gay carpenters say... I'd tap that!"

"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !"

"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."