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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."
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"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."
"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!"
"""I'm in the best shape of my life!"" -Newborn baby"
"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"
"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"
"Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant? Me: [whispering] dude, he's like...right there. Judge: there's no talking Me: [pointing]"
"What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!"
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""