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Joke of the Day

"I always have too much month left at the end of my money."

"Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''"

"Santa went to the doctor's Santa Claus went to the doctor's with a mince pie stuck up his arse. The doctor took one look at it and said ""no worries, I can give you some cream for that."""

"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."

"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"

"I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy said, ""Are you gonna put it up yourself?"" I said, ""No, I was thinking the living room."""

"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."

"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."

"There used to be a bunch of German soldiers in France. But they Argonne now."