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Joke of the Day

"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"

"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."

"Today in band we played a japenese piece... I bombed it."

"Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too"

"""this has never happened before"" is that a yes or no? ""let me check"" [talks into radio] ""steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"""

"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

"What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common? Both do penetration testing."

"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"