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"Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns... It just goes all right, all right, all right."

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"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."
"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."
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"Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here."
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"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."
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