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Joke of the Day

"Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns... It just goes all right, all right, all right."

"I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way I can run that far."

"I've got no beef with white wine."

"What do you call batman when he skips church? christian bale"

"I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over"

"How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet? Not enough minerals."

"Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy."

"What's an activity 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"

"Winnie the pooh just died. I know, its hard to bear"

"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"