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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sand scream? Because the sea weed. ha."
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"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"
"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""
"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."
"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"
"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
"Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid."
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party? Because he had no-body to dance with."
"Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money."