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Joke of the Day

"Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money."

"Today I learned that 48% of women in the U.S. are battered... and to think I've been eating mine plain for all these years."

"What is the best basket ball team ever? The tricera-hops"

"Chicken must be brilliant at mathematics.. Because after explaining every proof, my teachers say ""Hens proved!!"""

"Why do women have orgasms? Because it's just another chance for them to moan."

"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."

"Life is like a penis Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard."

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter."

"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."