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Joke of the Day
"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"
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"Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, ""I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."""
"I hate it when people don't close parentheses. (They're brackets by the way"
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"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."
"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"
"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."
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