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Joke of the Day

"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"

"What is the definition of a will? C'mon. It's a dead giveaway."

"I went camping with my family for the first time. It was in tents."

"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"

"What do a weather man and a fat penis doctor have in common? They are both meteorologists. (Works better spoken)"

"How do German bread greet each other? Gluten tag!"

"Doctor Patient 2 Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes."

"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."

"I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones."