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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun."
Next Joke
"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"
"There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises. Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove."
"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"
"What's older than sand? The reposts on reddit. *seriously need new jokes*"
"INTERVIEWER: your resume says that you take things too literally ME: how the hell did my resume say that?"
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's been knifed"
"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"
"Husbands. Can't live with 'em but have to take out the garbage and pay for everything without them."