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Joke of the Day
"What's older than sand? The reposts on reddit. *seriously need new jokes*"
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"What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit"
"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."
"""Johnny the sky is the limit."" Thus, Johnny's dreams of becoming an astronaut were ruined."
"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."
"I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed."
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
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