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Joke of the Day
"Call me Marquis de Sade Cause I'm a smooth operator"
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"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
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"Today I learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder Because it runs in your jeans."
"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."