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Joke of the Day
"One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice....no they don't, oh no they don't."
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"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."
"I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, ""Where we're going, we don't need roads."""
"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."
"Ppl really messing with football players on twitter like they're not one concussion away from waiting for u in ur darkened house"
"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."
"Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!"
"Why repent? I pented just last week."
"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"