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Joke of the Day

"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"

"Okay amateur photographers, the 1,000,000,000,000th close-up photo of a flower has been taken.It's safe to move on to other objects now."

"My mother asked me to clean the dishes... ""Ah."" I replied, ""The reason you decided to have children; it's becoming apparent."" Also, ITT: God-tier puns."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"

"Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam."

"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"What kind of bird always sticks together? A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-kind-of-bird-always-sticks-together"

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide, but you can't run."

"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"