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Joke of the Day
"I had diarrhea and had some jalapeno sauce That came out badly"
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"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."
"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""
"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."
"[gameshow] me: [visibly doing maths on my fingers] ""17"" host: [looks at me weird] ""that's wrong"" other contestant: ""salmon?"" host: ""correct"""
"A son Whale asks a father Whale ""Where did I come from?"" The father Whale replies ""From my penis"" The son Whale says ""Oh....thanks"" Father Whale says ""You're Whalecum"""
"Got six numbers at the bar last night One more and it would have been a full phone number!"
"[NSFW] Why don't vegetarian girls moan during sex? Because they don't like to admit that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure."
"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."
"Why do windbreakers smell bad? Because all they do is break wind."