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Joke of the Day
"Why cant Skrillex go fishing? ...because he always drops the bass."
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"Break bad news to teens by talking on THEIR level. ME [spinning on chair in daughter's room]: Yo, turns out grandma's heart is weak af."
"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
"I remember that one time, before Twitter, when I went outside and did shit."
"What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift? A palette."
"Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server."
"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""
"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."
"I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston"
"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"