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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."
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"I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw."
"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."
"Why did Daenerys cross the road? To be that much closer to crossing the ocean."
"The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I've ever heard are things I've said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike."
"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"
"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."
"I should go outside and enjoy the amazing weather but my computer cord isn't long enough."
"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"
"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"