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Joke of the Day

"How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope"

"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"

"What's the difference between a fence and a wall? I give them a wall, and they take offense."

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She learns her son is gay, but he's dating a doctor."

"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""

"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."

"I got pulled over by a female police officer.When i rolled down my window to ask what was wrong,she said...""NOTHING!"""

"What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor? A Chair-ity!"