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Joke of the Day

"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."

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"[Eating] Waiter: How's the meal? Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ..."
"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""
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"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth."