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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."
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"[ten seconds into tv interview where my identity is being protected] camera guy: don't try to disguise your own voice, let the machine do it"
"I dated a schizophrenic once... ...but I had to break it off because he kept seeing other people."
"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."
"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."
"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"
"If the angel Gabriel came from heaven how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?"
"I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt."