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Joke of the Day
"I love breasts! It's the best part of the birds."
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"William Shatner? I didn't even know he knew her."
"I think my husband is having an affair with the computer because he's always fucking on it."
"This Viagra show looks cool but they keep cutting away to football"
"What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!"
"Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while."
"When most people say, ""I'm on a diet,"" what they mean is, ""I eat exactly as much as I normally do, but now I feel guilty about it."""
"Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly? Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America."
"Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!"
"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."