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Joke of the Day

"Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while."

"I just got asked to work on a ""special project"" which is boss for ""This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."""

"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"

"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."

"It's my mom's personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind."

"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."

"""50 Shades of Clay: The Aiken Story"" might've been worse."

"What did the man say to his penis when it offered him a fight? Come on then you *little squirt*!"

"What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement? Pounds"

"You know is an election year when... ...you type ""P"" into your browser and Primary Results comes up before Porn."