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Joke of the Day
"What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!"
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"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."
"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"
"Stevie Wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. His life flashed before his ears."
"Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger? At the meat ball."
"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"
"Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants."
"Don't just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It's important to also watch some TV."
"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."