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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means."
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"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."
"What did the vegan give the homeless guy? A lecture."
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"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."
"""Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!"" - No one ever"