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Joke of the Day
"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""
Next Joke
"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."
"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"
"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."
"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."
"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"
"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."
"I've been sleeping with my pocket knife these days... It fucking hurts!"
"If you are Russian on your way to the bathroom and Russian when you get out, what are you in the bathroom? Puttin."
"An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... ...and everybody knows."