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Joke of the Day
"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."
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"A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this? A joke?"""
"I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity I just couldn't put it down"