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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."
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"When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest."
"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"
"When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, ""Not again."""
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"
"Girls say all men are the same. Why they have so many problems choosing one then?!"
"The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking."
"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"