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Joke of the Day

"How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..? Call B52!!"

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and little children? Refrigerators don't scream and cry when I put my meat in it."

"One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming..."

"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"

"My teacher dropped the most dad like joke to me today Me: ""Hey can I go to the bathroom?"" Him: ""I sure hope so."" With the biggest proudest smile on his face."

"FINISH THE SENTENCE!!! I woke up in a ditch and...."

"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"

"Alcoholics don't run in my family... ...they mostly stumble around and bump into things."

"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"

"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""