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Joke of the Day
"What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5? SCV."
Next Joke
"Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook."
"How do you starve a lazy person. You put the welfare check in his work boots."
"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"
"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"
"My Girlfriend told me that if I bought her any more stupid gifts, she would burn it! So I bought her a candle!"
"What does the zero say to the eight? I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it."
"What does a Mexican Morpheus say? Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door..."
"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip"