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Joke of the Day

"So... I want Ebola cereal... "

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who was looking oking for help? He went to town and found another feller."

"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Big holes all over Australia!"

"If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed."

"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."

"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."

"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."

"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."

"What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking. ... JK Rolling."