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Joke of the Day
"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."
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"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."
"Let's all meet at BP headquarters and pee in their lobby."
"I got arrested for shooting a black man I was charged for trying to impersonate a police officer"
"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"
"Jealous that secret agents can get out of any phone conversation at any time by saying ""it's not safe to talk on the phone right now"""
"I love going to the gym this time of year because I'm a perfect example of what years of neglect and nachos can do to a body."
"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."
"Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn't make a funny, cat-shaped hole. Not even close."
"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"