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Joke of the Day

"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."

"What do you call a car with a broken exhaust? Emission impossible"

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"With a face like that, I think it's a safe to say, life's been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time."

"If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible."

"For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots."

"Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, but now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing."

"DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting. ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news."

"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."

"Whats the difference between 3 big black cocks and a joke? Your mum can't take a joke"