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Joke of the Day

"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"

"Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door."

"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"

"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"

"The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down."

"What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy? Be the change you want to see in the world."

"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""

"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"

"Bush did NOT do 9/11 EDIT: Last edited by President George Bush, 2002"

"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"